I would have fucked a hole straight through and engine block for a couple of Wuolett doughnuts this morning. Sure they're under two bucks a piece. Even with a cup of decaf (paying for coffee with no caffeine, even dumber) I'd be all in for 5 bucks.
But that's just today. This fucker beckons to me each morning as I step of the bus. "Hey, you deserve it, you're working today." "Jump start your day, motherfucker."
A slippery slope. At $5 a day, let's be conservative and say, 100 days a year; that's $500 bucks. Eat shit, early-morning pastry pushers.
Savings today = $5
Total savings to date = $32
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