How could I justify spending $629.99 on this JAY WARD BULLWINKLE ROCKY DUDLEY DO-RIGHT PEABODY SHERMAN AESOP IMPORTANT LOT? Let me count the ways!

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1. Holy shit! Look at all that MOOSYLVANIA stuff!

2. I could build a Jay Ward Museum in Mt. Holly!

3. I could build a Moosylvania embassy for the next Art Shanty Projects!

4. I could probably get a grant to build a temporary Moosylvania Museum on an Island up on the rainy river!

5. I'm a selfish prick that would take the food this money would buy out of the mouths of my family.

Savings to date $1269.00